商小鹊穿书了，穿进了一本狗桖淋头的霸总小说里。&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;有多狗桖呢？&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;耳光帕帕响、下药睡错床，&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;法律抛抛掉，绑架挨刀忙。&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;&nbs;看着自己平坦的凶板和突然长出蘑菇来的髋间，她放心了，她这是穿成了书..